clam filtcher


a man who steals another man’s woman and her virginity because he only wants her for the s-x. often used by people who frequent the beach or popular water areas, ie lakes, and rivers.
hey jim what happened to sandy?

-i found her at the beach house, baked and naked with this “clam filtcher” last weekend.

-im sorry dude i know how much you dug her, she was a nice catch.

-yeah, i guess i shouldn’t have left her alone. she finally opened up to me, hot and ready, but i went too fast and got burned. so i let things simmer for a wile but i guess i waited too long.

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