clam spanker
slang; 1.in reference to a person who involves themselves in the act of lightly hitting the v-g-n-.
2.any objective (animate or inanimate) that is used to lightly hit the v-g-n-.
last night i came home from work to find my wife of 60 years laying naked and spread-eagled on the bed. towering over her was a strange man holding what appeared to be quite an impressive clam spanker.
i could only reply “hey b-tch! get out of my house and take this clam spanking son-of-a-b-tch with you!”
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