clam tease


1. a gentleman who goes home with a female in antic-p-tion of a “one night stand”, but fails to perform due to alcohol consumption, nerves, or other mysterious reasons.

2. a female who pretends to be bis-xual when in the company of lesbians, but refuses to go farther than kissing with tongue.
“that dude was all over me at the bar, but ended up p-ssing out on my sofa with his pants down before we even got started. talk about a clam tease!”

“brenda is such a clam tease. every time she hangs with us butch girls, she acts like she wants a piece; but she’s clearly a total breeder. she needs to get some d-ck.”

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