Clamgagger
someone proficient in the act of heteros-xual intercourse; utilizing his pork-sword to gag her bearded (or shaved) clam.
one that smashy-dat–ss.
a tool men use to procreate.
womens’ play-thing , leg-shaker , whipping-post… etc.
someone that honestly believes that you can actually gag a mollusk.
all women need a good clamgagger, and that is why they cheat.
“… so i took pity on her and gagged that clam all night long. ”
” suck my clamgagger you stuck up that! “
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