Clana


conjoined name of the popular smallville tv couple clark (tom welling) and lana (kristin kreuk). coined by fanfiction writers and the clark-lana/welling-kreuk fangroup.
1: clana forever!!
2: no, i much prefer shoone….
1. noun – (shippus pukeit-tus)

a) a term used to describe an ultimately annoying on screen couple.

b) ultimately badly written characters.

c) the sound a dog makes when it’s kicked in the groin region.

d) the color of vomit.

2. adj. – description for an an annoying fanbase. origins of this word trace back to cw series smallville for clark/lana shippers.
the clanas just ruined my tv time.

hey joe, did you know that your dog just made a clanas?

clark and lana are just so compeltely clanas!

did you see the clanas on the floor? it’s completely disgusting!

Read Also:

  • constituency

    in the language of politicians and those who govern, the const-tuency are those who are governed, or supposedly represented, by legislators and executive officials. legislators really represent attorneys. see politician, legislator, attorney, and conflict of interest for further details. in a true democracy, the const-tuency would be self-governing. however, that might endanger the livelihood of […]

  • enchiladas

    package or group of items. also related items to a topic. going the full distance or completing she went down on me and gave me the whole enchilada. the best comfort food anyone could make me. it’s feel good food. cheese, beef and/or chicken. get in the kitchen and make me some freaking enchiladas…please! word […]

  • enemeneo

    totally amazingness. like, undefinably astounding. dude, -points- thats so unbelievable, it’s enemeneo

  • Pirkle

    a fiendish creature of the night who strives for oppurtunities to obtain “munchies”. a pirkle will often times try to offer value menu fast food (i.e. junior bacon cheeseburger) in exchange for a ride to jack in the box/taco bell. a pirkle’s fiendishness is not limited to the arena of fastfood, however, as it also […]

  • 5 Guy

    a hot girl must have at least five guys alway’s around her giving her attention dude you don’t wan her she is a 5 guy kind of girl.


Disclaimer: Clana definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.