Clapsexual
the claps-xuals are a very special type of s-xual deviants, specializing in having s-x with anthropomorphic ponies (generally my little pony characters). since mlp ponies do not exist in the real world, claps-xuals are f-cking plush toys merchandise. do not be confused, this group is not composed of children, but grown males! yes, those are grown men, obsessed with f-cking juvenile characters from a children’s tv show!
– do you think i can hook up with jimmy over there?
– havent you heard? he is claps-xual! hes got like 10 rainbow dash dolls and he f-cks them every day!
– this is sick!
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