Clare Stephenson

a girl who smells like sh-t, too ugly to be true, she has horrible teeth and most of the time she’s farting and even in the cl-ssrooms :l cause her b-m’s apparently always working but it is just a kinda “scream” which comes from her b-m and it means “f-ck me”. she’s the biggest slag ever and she has won lots of prizes for being such a slag, she has been on the slag lists since they were created till our days :l she has kept the 1rst place during 4 years consecutively and she’s the biggest slag in the united kingdom and in the world, she has established a new record never seen before as the girl who has seen more c-cks in the world, she has seen more c-cks than a p-rn actress though some people say that clare has seen more c-cks than a male public toilet :l this is said by those who have f-cked clare and because of it they have arranged a meeting: the annual meeting “i f-cked clare stephenson ” where those who have f-cked clare can go there and tell their stories about having s-x with clare stephenson :l
1st example.

girl 1: look that girl’s such a slag, she has slept around with lots of boys.

girl 2: yer, she’s a right clare :/.

2nd example.

boy 1: im going to go to the annual meeting i f-cked clare

boy 2: you f-cked what? |: where the f-ck are you going?

boy 1: i’ve f-cked clare stephenson so i will go to the annual meeting for those who have f-cked her.

boy 2: could i go mate?

boy 1: no! you havent f-cked clare :/

boy 2: oh 🙁