Clarkson


an erection at an inconvenient time.
adrianne: look dixie, matt has a clarkson.
-giggle-
clarkson university is a private school located in rural potsdam, ny.

characterized mostly by pompous frat boys and rich nerds born with a silver spoon up their -ss that have never/will never actually work for anything in their life, clarkson university is mostly a big sausage fest. the average clarkson kid is usually found walking up market street in groups of 5 or more dudes averaging 6’5 wearing polo shirts and sandals, attempting to impress one another by talking sh-t to smaller groups of more modest middle cl-ss individuals, and spending their parents money at the 3 local college bars before stumbling across the street in front of a moving vehicle towards the nearest sh-tty pizza shop/frat house.

the typical choice for any wealthy young yuppie who is frustrated that they just couldnt get accepted to an actual ivy league school.
i joined a fraternity at clarkson, now i pay money to have friends, and we get to rank each other too!
someone who loves cars more than people. a metal head. an arrogant person. selfish driver – a lawbreaker. derived from uk tv personality.someone who has a small p-n-s and a big car.
he’s a bit of clarkson,
he has all the charm of clarkson,
he is a t-ss-r, like clarkson,
he is driving like clarkson,
his c-ck is as small as clarkson.

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