Classic jef


to shock ones peers with an abnormally disgusting comment that comes out of nowhere. is usually followed by crickets, tumbleweed, or wind blowing through an empty barn.

see also: conversation killer
h-ll yeah i’d jack off than five year old hermapherdite. their s-m-n tastes like dirty sea brine. salty sweet!
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