Classic Thief
a old time thief who steals for food and money for his family, with some respect for society, unlike todays robbers who steal for drugs and liquor and don’t give a d-mn about anything but themselves.
robber : ha look at this diamond rolex i just stole. i will be able to afford angels dust forever now!
thief : hey screw you, i just stole this bag of rice for my family, so we can live.
robber : wow your a real cl-ssic thief, and you have taught me a valuable lesson about society. one that i will now forget when i put this drug to use.
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