classical letters


a physical, non technological, personal form of correspondence, excluding e-mail, fax, skype, youtube, or phone. this type of communication was called, from pharaonic egypt, i.e. before the arrival of computers, personal epistolary correspondence
mother (before daughter goes off to university) : please write me cl-ssical letters, i am somewhat technologically challenged, and can’t remember the p-ssword to access my email.

daughter: i can always write you a few cl-ssical letters, but they take time to come home. you are lucky i happen to know what they are. no one in my cl-ss but me knows what cl-ssical letters are anymore

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