Classy Molly


an alcoholic beverage usually consumed by the economically well off. consisting of an unknown ratio of gin and tonic poured into a “mostly-empty” beer can. tastes best near camp fires and drunk, chatty teenagers.
ya know, i’ve had a pretty rough day. i think i’m gonna make myself a fire and a cl-ssy molly and get drunk outta my tree…does anyone have a beer that they have finished with?

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