clatch


clatch is something made up by the youtubers alex wasabi and fouseytube ( yousef erekat ). a clatch is considered a girl that is beautiful in your eyes and with whom you would want to go out.
1.d-mn, that girl is definitely a clatch! 2. i would totally want to go out with her. she’s a total clatch! 3. i mean look at her… she’s a clatch…
to close the door as far as it will shut before it actually latches.
“hey, can you clatch the door behind you? i want the cat to be able to get in.”
the act of taking a shower then using the wet towel to achieve a -rg-sm, in most cases the wet towel is used in a see-saw motion until the climax occurs.
tyler- what is taking so long for that shower?
anonymous hot chick – im all most done
tyler- done with what?
anonymous hot chick- my daily clatch
a word to describe a girls who is a potential girlfreind or girl just to hang out with
look at that clatch over there
a combination of ‘clam’ and ‘sn-tch’; a woman’s hairy downstairs.
holy sh-t man, her clatch smelled awful!

it wasn’t quite a clam, but wasn’t quite a sn-tch…it’s a clatch!
(n) scientific name:popliteal fossa.

refers to the outer rear section of the knee. it should be noted that while the clatch can be used for the production of farting noises with the hand in a fashion similar to the armpit, it is in theory more related in location and function to the inner elbow (antecubital fossa).

scientific name: popliteal fossa
“the tall gr-ss tickled marie’s clatches and she traipsed through the fields towards home.”
a pretty girl you’ve been waiting to meet the whole day.
that clatch is looking fine!

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