Claude

a guy who is very cool and funny
omg that guy is so funny, that must be a claude
the coolest f-cking sheep you’ll ever meet.
guy 1: yo, have you seen claude?

guy 2: yeah, he’s the plushiest mother f-cker i know.
french name, now given to children destined to be cool. roots go back to roman times. claudius was a roman emperor.
claude needs to be here, now!
slang term for money derived from the name of the artist claude monet
i need to go to the bank to get some claude
the most s-xiest guy in the world, with an out of this world personality
it has to be claude, there is no other explanation
spoilers follow:
in the popular video game gta san andreas, claude is a character that shows up early mid game and takes catalina away to liberty city, much to the relief of the main character, carl “cj” johnson. claude never speaks, but may look familiar to fans of the gta series. what isn’t mentioned is that claude is actually the main character from gta3, who is never named and never speaks in that game. it also means san andreas is something of a prequel to gta3, as catalina betrays claude at the beginning of gta3, and is eventually killed by claude at the end of that game.
claude took catalina away to liberty city only to have her shoot him and leave him for dead. he took his revenge, though, by blowing her helicopter out of the sky.
the jacket worn by claude greengr-ss from heartbeat
he donned the claude as he left the house.