Claus


the closest a person can get to g-d. a claus is usually someone with a large p-n-s, very attractive, etc. he is the best in everything, and nothing or no one can compare to him.
man, i wish i was a claus.
verb to hit another man in the genitals

pr-nunciation rhymes with house
tom: dude!!!! you totally got claused

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