claustrophobia


claustrophobia is the fear of santa claus and mrs.claus.most people with this fear barricade themselves in their room until the holidays are over.
-sees santa- holy sh-t! run for your lives we are all gonna die its santa runnnn! he wants to eat my soul!! -runs away screaming-
claustrophobia is the fear of santa claus and mrs.claus.most people with this fear barricade themselves in their room until the holidays are over.
an intense, abnormal fear of small sp-ces.
i had a sudden attack of claustrophobia when i locked myself in the closet.
fear of being in enclosed sp-ces. not necessarily small sp-ces, although many claustrophobic people don’t like these much either. the main issue is being trapped in somewhere you can’t get out of easily. claustrophobic people may avoid or feel uncomfortable in situations like flying in a plane, being in the middle of a crowd, or using an elevator.
friend: now we just take the elevator up to the ninety-seventh floor…oh, i forgot. you’ve got claustrophobia. better take the stairs then -sigh-

me: actually, like many others with claustrophobia i still use elevators, because we don’t let it control our entire lives.
an abnormal fear of being in narrow or enclosed sp-ces.
he’s afraid of being closed in closets
fear of santa claus
little harry took one look at the bleary eyed old geezer with a white beard and did a runner. it was a bad case of traumatic claustrophobia.
claustrophobia – n. the fear of santa.

hehe~♥ ♪♫he sees you when you’re sleeping… he knows when you’re awake…♪♫
-sleigh bells- omg! santa! run 4 ur lives! u dont need to take the children; just gooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is what happens when you have claustrophobia.
an intense, abnormal fear of santa.
oh, g-d, no! it’s claus! run, he has his elves with him!
you are afraid of santa claus
your making me claustrophobic
oh so your afraid of santa claus, so you have claustrophobia

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