when your cat threatens to scratch you if you don’t do what it wants. cat version of holding someone at gunpoint.
my cat holds me at clawpoint until i pet him.
- angel jimenez
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- blizzard buddy
a bootycall used during large snowstorms. they’re calling for 10 inches of snow tomorrow. better get a blizzard buddy
comes from the african descent also known as quasean aruba ah man look at that holagan busting moves like the aruba quasean
- conrad d*ckson
a conrad d-ckson is an -sshole who makes many enemies but his friends adore him and love him for being a d-ck to everyone including them. a conrad d-ckson is a d-ck but with a charm that entrances friends into his social circles. jack is such a conrad d-ckson! he insults everyone but he is […]
pimp-pravise to improvise or use a subst-tute for something you need, but do not have access to. i had to pimpravise my recipe, it called for shredded cheese, but all i had was the processed cheese in the macaroni dinner box. i wanted my ex, but since he didn’t want me i had to pimpravise […]