clay aiken
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay gay gay gay
good god clay aiken is extremely gay
biggest c-ck-smoker in the universe. a gay pop idols “star” who is in love with -n-s. sings like cr-p and blows d-ck for fun.
that clay aiken is one big f-g, i saw him suck d-ck at the truck-stop.
closeted h-m-s-xual.
be proud to be gay. don’t be a clay aiken.
the biggest joke to come out in the entertainment industry since richard simmons.
that hobbit from the lord of the rings looks like clay aiken
1) the gay runner up in american idol
2) the runner up in a non-racially viased show
3) a short hobbit
4) a man who is in love with a man (aka h-m-)
5) a person who has no friends and should be called a claymate because she is so femanine
“you are such a clay aiken, dude. go away”
“i don’t do that sort of thing. the closest to you i’ll ever be is if my foot goes up your -ss. go back to p-town.”
american pop singer, who won american idol in like 2005 or something like that. its okay girls, he gay.
mom: so billy, whos your favorite singer?
billy: clay aiken
mom: but isn’t he gay?
billy: maybe…
the only truly successful american idol contestant who must maintain ambiguity for fear of losing his hardcore fanbase of h-m-phobic fundamentalist christian females who don’t realize his performances are meant to be done in drag.
clay aiken fans like to lie to themeselves
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