clayface


robert shaw
man, i hate that guy clayface!
a person who wears so much make-up that it covers their entire face and if a area of the neck is exposed can clearly see a line where the clay or make-up meets the true skin. typically found in boots fragerence sections and other make-up shops. also known as “being tangoed”.
paul: did you see that chicks face dude, was it too much make-up or just me?!
james: yeah total clay face!
paul: i could smell her perfume from 2 floors up man!
james: i think i brushed by her and a piece of it rubbed off on me.
paul: you kept the minimum safe distance right…you know that sh-t can travel to 6 meters if a slice falls off?
james: sh-t!!
a person who wears so much make-up that it covers their entire face and if a area of the neck is exposed can clearly see a line where the clay or make-up meets the true skin. typically found in boots fragerence sections and other make-up shops. also known as “being tangoed”.
paul: did you see that chicks face dude, was it too much make-up or just me?!
james: yeah total clay face!
paul: i could smell her perfume from 2 floors up man!
james: i think i brushed by her and a piece of it rubbed off on me.
paul: you kept the minimum safe distance right…you know that sh-t can travel to 6 meters if a slice falls off?
james: sh-t!!
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