Claymore Cliff
a lance corpral in the united states marine corp. he has lived such a bad -ss life that no story can ever compair to his.
he has been charged by still living deer shot through the heart, carried down a mountian on its antlers only to slice its throght meer feet from his truck. had a rbi of .600 and a average of 60 homeruns with a pitching speed of 85mph durring his high school career. his great genetics come from his father who once challenged a cop to a duel. the cop unloaded a full clip at his father with no hit. then claymore cliff’s father shot off the cops hat. his father also cut a den of babie spider out from under his skin that had hatched there. warning: do not f-ck with cliff or his family
“claymore cliff once caught a rpg with his bare hands.”
“cliff dog benches two humvees, the gym just isen’t big enough for him.
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