clean break

a desirable but often elusive bathroom phenomenon wherein a log of feces is expelled from the -n-s in one solid piece, typically characteristic of a healthy diet lacking any recent form of heavy alcohol consumption.
-where you been the last hour? did ya fall in?
-it was awful. my steel wool -ss bush grated my feeble muddy poo to shreds, leaving half the t-rd backed up. wiping was a total nightmare; it was like i was smearing engine grease all over my -ss with wax paper. i only stopped when i started bleeding. i would kill for just one clean break this month!
this term describes when one is able to have a bowel movement leaving the peri-n-l area free of feces. this is evidenced by attempts to clean this area with tissue that yield no fecal matter.

one technique to increase the frequency of such a phenomenon is to sit on one cheek, slide over, and then the other in an attempt to separate the cheeks so that the do not contact the feces as it p-sses into the toilet bowl.
– that was awesome, i only had to wipe once, it was a clean break.
when you wipe your -rs- after a sh-t, and you can get straight after it.
“that was quick”
“yeah, clean break”
when you’re taking a p–p and you’re so dehydrated you don’t even have to wipe.
“dude! no need for toilet paper. i had a clean break!”