clean domination
clean domination is the when you are fresh out of the shower, you sit on your computer, but then you have to pee. the problem is, you are too lazy to get up and go to the bathroom, so you sit on your towel and pee. this is common among females.
ahh, that was a nice shower.
ooh, tumblr.
oh cr-p, i have to pee.
-looks around- -slips towel under self-
ahhh! -pees-
that’s better! i love clean domination -flings towel in dirty clothes hamper-
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