Cleanis
a person with a half p-n-s half cl-toris.
scott z. was working his magic till he reached down and felt a cleanis. that didn’t stop him though.
a p-n-s (johnson, c-ck, purple meat hammer, etc.), immediately following a bath or shower.
“after we checked into our hotel room and showered, she totally sucked my cleanis.”
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