clear my nether throat
fart
mark twain, “1601”
sr w.–most gracious maisty, ’twas i that did it, but indeed it was so poor and frail a note, compared with such as i am wont to furnish, yt in sooth i was ashamed to call the weakling mine in so august a presence.
it was nothing–less than nothing, madam–
i did it but to clear my nether throat;
but had i come prepared, then had i delivered something worthy.
bear with me, please your grace, till i can make amends.
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