Cledge
(verb)
to make a truly serious, solemn promise that you later casually announce you didn’t mean, hadn’t thought out properly and now have no intention of keeping.
after uk lib-dem mp nick clegg circa 2010
i’ve made a cledge to my missus that i won’t smoke any weed on my stag trip to amsterdam
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