Cleft Oil
1.) the moist “-ss-crack” template left on plastic chairs after a fat or generally sweaty person has been sat there for a good stint.
2.)when you’ve got a randomly itchy -rs- for no apparent reason and you need to go wipe it to sooth the urge, its normally “cleft oil” thats causing your problem, a mixture or fart and sweat and whatever else might be in your -ss crack.
eg of 1.) hey look at that seat!! that fat guys just left and theres a “cleft oil” pattern of his -ss on the chair! dirty c-nt!
eg of 2.) man i’ve got an itchy ricker!! im gonna have to go mop up the “cleft oil”…
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