clenching


to hold a sh-t in for a long time, especially when it’s not an appropriate time to take a dump.
i’ve been clenching ever since i got to work.
a neo-modern activity, involving the act of heteros-xual men attending a h-m-s-xual nightclub with friends, traditionally for cheap drinks and the prospect of meeting an attractive woman with experimental tendencies. in doing this, the man often has to awkwardly reject the advances of drunk h-m-s-xual men, and hence ‘clenching’ their b-mcheeks together.

can be justified in conversation by shrugging shoulders and saying “yolo.”
“hey, what are you doing tonight?”

“i’m going clenching with some friends”

“ha, good luck..”
the act of one male homes-xual tightening up his -n-s so as to increase the pleasure of his partner. to make ones -sshole tighter.
“i’m having a difficult time taking a leak today…robert’s been clenching the sh-t outta me lately.

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