Clerk Lurk
when a clerk or sales -ssociate follows you around the store so they can ask you if you “have any questions.” usually they-just happen- to be folding clothes right next to you, and when you walk to a different part of the store, they miraculously appear right by your side, re-folding shirts, looking at you intently.
“yesterday i was at pacsun, minding my own buisiness, when i got clerk-lurked by johnny the sales -ssociate again.”
“no, for the one-hundred-forty-seventh time, i don’t have any questions. quit clerk lurkin’ me and mind your own buisiness.”
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