Clery Theory
a scientifically proven theorem that states the directly proportional relationship between how tall a subject is and the potency of the odour coming from their genitalia.
the taller the person is, the smellier their p-n-s/v-g-n- in order to keep their face further away
lad 1: “ere mate, that l-ss is well fit!”
lad 2 : “yeah but she’s tall”
lad 1 : “difference does that make?”
lad 2 : “the clery theory bud”
lad 1 : “eh?”
lad 2 : “means she’ll have a smelly f-nny”
lad 1 : “oh yeah, good call”
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