Cleveland Indians
a freakin’ awesome baseball team. the tribe has had some of baseball’s best players since 1995. former indians players include manny ramiez, roberto alomar, jim thome, bartolo colon, kenny lofton, albert belle and omar vizquel. oh yeah, and orel hershiser, eddie murray, david justice, sandy alomar jr., charles nagy, juan gonzalez, and dennis martinez. many of these players are future hall of famers. they made it to the world series in 1995 and 1997, and won there division 6 out of 7 years from 1995 to 2001. currently, they are a team on the rise, with young stars like c.c. sabathia, travis hafner, cliff lee, jhonny peralta, victor martinez, and grady sizemore. they will definitely win a world series in the near future.
who’ll win the division this year, bob?
the cleveland indians of course!
the baseball team with the finest, most honorable mascot: chief wahoo.
chief wahoo is wonderful! he offends all white liberals, including hillary clinton and senat-rd kennedy. all hail the cleveland indians!
are the sickest team in any sport in all of history! they will win the 2007 world series when they beat the marlins in five! t-haf an g-size and v-mart as well as th amazing pitching staff which includes fausto the sh-t carmona and c.c. is fat but good sabathia are all living legends!
the red sox got blown by the cleveland indians last night!
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