cleveleys
a place you go to retire, or die. like the elephants graveyard, except not for elephants.
“my grandfather is old, he’s ready for cleveleys.”
“if you can’t stand up, have no teeth and can’t remember last tuesday- it’s time for cleveleys.”
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