Clitosaurus
noun:
one who’s cl-t is enormous or dino-like.
she is a cl-tosaurus
the combination of the two words “cl-toris”, part of the female genitals and “dinosaur”, ancient animals that roamed the land billions of years ago (before they went extinct.)
refering to a dangerous carnivorous form of cl-toris that will probably alarm you as you’re doing your work; can not be differed from a normal cl-toris until initial contact (which will be painful) so you should ask your girlfriend/female aquaintance whether she has a dinosaur cl-toris before things get too messy.
dang, last night i was with this girl and turns out she had a d-mned cl-tosaurus.. hurt like f-ck.
1. the cavernous v-g-n- of barbelzebub that is sure do devour any penus forced to enter turning it into a mangina. 2. a v-g-n- with teeth and breathes fire and has a grey pubic beard.
i wouldn’t f-ck barbelzebub with your d-ck, her cl-tosaurus was barking at me with chunks of meat in its teeth.
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