clitourist
a man who cannot find the cl-torus without directions.
“johnny is not good at fingering he couldn’t find my cl-torus , he’s a cl-tourist!”
a man who won’t stop and ask for
directions in bed.
“because of his fouled foreplay, suzy realized that her new boyfriend was no
experienced bedroom traveler, but merely a cl-tourist.”
a woman who has visited the island of lesbos but has not become a permanent resident.
i saw your ex holding hands with a guy on buchanan street the other day. i thought she was gay now, but she must have been a cl-tourist.
the gay girl version of a c-cktease
“f-nny is such a cl-tourist”
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