clobberin the gorilla
masturbation. spanking the hank. petting the porcupine. choking the chicken.
kid: mommy grandpa’s clobberin the gorilla in the bathroom and i have to use it now
mom: just wait a minute
-screaming from a distance-
grandpa: ooooooooooooooooo
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