clock and cock
inspired by the show big little lies, “clock and c-ck” is the act of punching a woman square in the jaw, inevitably turning her on then immediately following up with an aggressive pounding.
example 1:
friend: d-mn, kate was being a real b-tch tonight, i can’t believe you let her talk to you like that!
me: don’t worry when we get home tonight she’ll get a good old clock and c-ck
friend: that sounds great! wish my girl wanted the c-ck after the clock!
example 2:
janice forgot to put ice in my drink so she learned from a clock and c-ck, now my drinks are always refreshingly cold!
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