Clock Dyslexia
the inability to read an -n-log clock with precision, or knowledge of the roman numerals.
madeline: johnny, what time is it?
johnny: why? there’s a clock right there!!
madeline: i want a precise time.
johnny: you must have clock dyslexia. it’s 1:17
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