Clock Math
the science of figuring out a qty of time left or time elapsed, when bored at an activity such as work.
i woke up at 4am and started doing clock math to figure out when to go to work so i could be home by 4pm.
example 1 — 30 mins to get ready + 1 hr drive + 8 hrs work + 1 hour break/lunch = 4pm…solve for how much longer can i sleep.
example 2 — it’s 10:30am i got here at 6am 8 hr shift how much longer do i have to be here?
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