clock tease
an individual who teases you with the prospect of knowing the time by keeping various clocks or watches nearby but has them all set to different times.
“dude stop being a total clock tease”
when surfing the channels, you click on a show that starts in a couple minutes. but the schedule has already switched to the next half hours programming, leaving you with the info for the future show.
guy 1: hey look! wizards of waverly place and selena gomez’s statutory hot -ss!
guy 2: dude, suite life of zack and cody is still on for 3 f-cking minutes…what a clocktease. the info says they are blowing each other for 25 minutes.
the person you ask what time it is and they purposely tell you the wrong time just to mess with you.
it’s 3:00 on a work day and you get off at 4:00 .
you forget your watch or phone and are wondering what time it is. you ask someone for the time and they clocktease you and say it’s 3:50
somebody who has the ability to manipulate time
did you watch back to the future?
yeah! marty is such a clocktease.
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