Clock’s ticking bitch!


something you say to a girl who thinks she’s too hot to -ssociate with people unless they’re rich or famous and acts either cold or like a b-tch to everyone else. usually, she has no other skills or qualities to fall back on once she gets old and fat.
1) you ask a girl on a date and she asks what kind of car you drive.

your response…”clock’s ticking b-tch!”

2) you try to say h-llo to a hot girl as she approaches the line to a club, but she p-sses you and the rest of the line to the front to try to seduce the door-man.

your response…”clock’s ticking b-tch!”

3) you buy a girl a drink, which she accepts, and then she tells you she has a boyfriend and walks away.

your response…”clock’s ticking b-tch!”

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