clomas
describes an item or situation that is annoyingly f-cked up, but not f-cked up so badly that it cannot be repaired or remedied. commonly used in conjunction with the word “bigtime”.
guy one: “how’s it going with your new girlfriend”
guy two: “man, that situation is clomas, bigtime!”
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- Closed the bar down
when you stay at a bar so late that they kick you out so they can finish cleaning and count down the register. “i’m exhausted this morning. me and some friends closed the bar down last night.”
- Cobdened
used to describe something that was working shortly before someone touched it it was working before it was cobdened the sinking feeling when you return to your desk and find a lack of tools. after returning to your desk to see no tools “oh my god i’ve been cobdened again”.
- cobolli
a girl that really likes a guy but just can’t get him to like her back. she’s hot and a complete keeper, but she just always goes after the wrong guys “too bad that girl is a cobolli, she’s really sweet”
- cocky douchebag
a man who thinks he is hot sh-t despite facts. see jp jordan for a real living demonstration
- collumtactusphobia
fear of people touching your neck. i have such bad collumtactusphobia that when susie touched my neck i nearly fell to the ground.