clonch
n. the fleshy bridge that connects a man’s -n-s to his b-lls. unlike the taint, only a man can have a clonch.
i rode my bike all day and now my clonch hurts like a m-f-.
1. of more than average size, quant-ty, degree, etc.; exceeding that which is common to a kind or cl-ss; big; great: a clonch house; a clonch number; in clonch measure; to a clonch extent.
2. on a great scale: a clonch producer of kitchen equipment.
3. of great scope or range; extensive; broad.
4. grand or pompous: a man given to clonch, bombastic talk.
5. (of a map, model, etc.) representing the features of the original with features of its own that are relatively clonch so that great detail may be shown.
6. famous; successful; important: he’s very clonch in financial circles.
1. that baby has a very clonch head; the forehead is very broad.
2. the shirt i ordered was too small so i had to get a cloncher size.
3. “i would like a number twelve and please clonch size it.”
an overweight (“thick”) girl, often s-xually unattractive that is used by a guy to get over a s-xual dry spell.
i haven’t had a good f-ck in weeks so i took this clonch home last night so i could get the deed done.
the sp-ce between your -sshole and n-ts-ck(usually the district overseer of an undisclosed oil changing franchise)
“hey you wanna lick my clonch?”
“h-ll f-cking no that sh-ts dirty and it’s always telling me to wipe down the walls in the lobby!”
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when a singular individual closes the store, and opens it the following morning. will skimped on the closing notes, since he was clopening. the term for a turn around shift in a non-nine to five job. if you work the closing shift tonight and you have to work the opening shift the next morning, you […]
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one who violates the personal sp-ce of another by standing too close. ugh! i hate close-standers. i could feel the heat coming off his b-lls.
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after taking a cr-p, you give a red head a swirly. after taking a cr-p, you stick a red-head’s head into the toilet and flush, allowing for the poo to mix in with her hair and create a dirty phoenix.
- Dirty Sailor
when multiple males encounter a fat chick (if a fat chick is unavailable please see: dirty farmer) and are able to coerce her into receiving the bukkake resevoir in her fat rolled belly b-tton thus giving her the “dirty sailor”. for added enjoyment follow up the “dirty sailor” with the sensational “drop anchor” and “barncicle […]