clonker tonker


person in a wheel chair who runs into things all the time
or
person who always gets in fender benders while driving
yo, did you see that car man, full of dents. that dudes a f-ckin clonker tonker

man, my friend in the wheel chair is always runnin into my door jams and furniture when he comes over. im gonna start calling him clonker tonker

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