Clooneying
unusual fear of long-term, age-appropriate commitment resulting in a lifetime of brief romantic dalliances with significantly younger women.
symptoms include: heart tension, hyperventilation, tourettes, raised body temperature, excessive horniess.
nb: sufferers are also reported to be most satisfied with their lifestyle choice.
while out in a club a young lady takes your fancy. being the embodiment of cool, sophisticated charm you swiftly get the attention of your friend to convey what your keen eye has just observed.
“faaaaaaaacckkk! t-ts on her!! i’m clooneying pretty hard here!!!!”
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trying to advance/escalate an affair or physical relationship by recklessly showing up unannounced at the home of the object of your l-st that you’ve decided is something more. (as with george clooney’s character from up in the air.)
“i have a blast with him, but his messages lately have me worrying that i might be in for a clooneying.”
“look, i like you, but do not clooney me and blow up my life.”
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