close face
when a dude is looking over your shoulder at your computer screen with their face way too close to yours.
a sign of repressed h-m-s-xuality.
i was just trying to enjoy a youtube vid, but my roommate crept up behind me and pulled a close face.
2 more definitions
when you look into another person’s face very closely, so that their eyes merge together into one eye. this was ill-strated in an episode 9 of season 3 of the adult swim tv show “moral orel,” by dino stamatopoulos.
i like to sneak a look at your closeface before kissing you.
when a person has a few drinks and feels the need to talk to you with their face almost toucing yours.
on holidays this dude would get drunk and close face everyone no concept of personal sp-ce it was horrible.
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