Closet Beaner


a term popularized by carlos mencia to refer to a latin person that most people -ssume is white. generally applies to latinos that are very light skinned and speak impeccable english.
juan: i heard an interview with bob vila today, did you know he was cuban?
jose: no way, he is really a closet beaner!

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