closet boy


a boy you drag into your closet and is forevermore at your disposal. coercion is usually involved. kiss him, pet him, f-ck him, cause he’s your closet boy.

“you’re cute. wanna be my closet boy?”
an actual brand of hangers sold at a 99 cent store.
unless you want your son to live in the village and skip to work, avoid these d-mn things like the plague.
1. a callsign used by those who are elite in their anti-ai skills. used especially for online games that involve a computer ai.
2. one who sleeps and plays descent ™ in a (double) closet.
oh no! the bots are beating us! we need a closet boy!

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