Closet Britneyfan
one who bashes britney spears in public, in front of friends, on the internet (like definithing.com- seriously, is it necessary to throw around words like “sl-t” and type with horrible grammer about her? just makin’ yourselves look bad, that’s all i’m saying…), etc. but secretly like her music and/or follow her every exploit like a tigerbeat teen girl.
i’d wager about 80% of britney bashers secretly like her, and i know many of them. for as many people claim to hate her, suddenly it’s weird when you look in their room and they have a few of her cds (who later swear it’s their little sister’s…sure). also funny how she keeps h-tting #1 all over the world when people continually say she’s a fad and hate her…obviously there’s quite a few who don’t!
yeah, so get this, marsha was talking the other day about how much britney spears is a sl-t and she hates her, blah blah blah, but then we went driving around and “toxic” was on like 3 of her burned cds we were listening to.
i know! she is such a closet britneyfan.
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