Closet Bro Hoe


a girl who likes subnoize bands (ie. kmk, king spade, hed pe, dgaf) but doesn’t dress/act like a annoying sl-t.
“yeah, i like subnoize music and whiteboys. i’m kind of a closet bro hoe.”

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