Closet Bromo
in short, a bromo in disguise. one who goes out of his way to buy a car in dallas on the same weekend his friends happen to be heading to oklahoma city (without a guitar). they have random plans to see hootie and the blowfish at a casino for no real reason but closet bromos somehow always get “sucked into” the trip.
signs of closet bromo activity may include…
– the purchase of a guitar
– the purchase of guitar lessons
– a dusty guitar “in the closet” because they spend too much time dreaming of how hootie’s nuts would taste.
randy amaro is a closet bromo.
Read Also:
- Chocolate Ricky
a name that can be used to describe many things. in most cases it is used to describe someone who is being a real a-hole, or idiot. it can also be used for someone, or something, that is really p-ssing you off. you can use it to describer virtually anything. “the manager at ihop wont […]
- clot baby
a blood clot that p-sses through your v-g-n- while you are on your period on your tampon. there is a clot baby on my tampy.
- BLARGFAP
blargfap is the sound a fat man makes while shoving his p-n-s into a girl’s v-g-n-. when lecia had s-x with phil, the sound she heard was blargfap.
- cluster fucked
the planet earth since the day george w. bush was first inagurated as president of the united states. every country on earth has been throughly cl-ster f-cked over the past five years. 8 more definitions to be completely and totally screwed. to be in a state of utter, unavoidable, unthinkably insane screwage. a point in […]
- consPIRATEors!
conspirator: 1. one of a group that acts in harmony. 2. part of a group that agree to do an unlawful or unethical act. pirate: one who breaks intellectual property laws by reproducing protected works without permission conpirateors!: 1. one pirate of a group of pirates that acts in piracy. 2. part of a group […]