Closet Dj
no curlystyle, a closet dj is a person who is just making their own music using music-making programs in the comfort of their own home.
you don’t have to be famous dj in order to be a ”real” dj, you just have to either make your own, or remix other trax.
sick boy: did ye hear dj v4nd4l’s new track?! it’s f-kkin’ superb!
renton: ah yeh, i have indeed!
sick boy: do ye think she’ll get signed?
renton: i hope so, but she’s a closet dj, well for now atleast.
fake dj who uses computers at home, and then claims that he/she is a dj. often claims they can make phat beats/tracks, but has never ever had a real “gig”.
this m-f- talkin like he know’s what’s real, but he aint nuthing but a closet dj.
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